Sumo Dogs

December 26, 2008

You want some of this!

I am a Sumo wrestler by profession.  I have never lost a match yet, but was a little worried about my next opponent nicknamed “The Pup Crusher”.  We were both were tied in the canine nationals, and would be versing each other next week in Nagasaki Japan.

The match was about to begin with both of us sitting in our cages waiting for the bell to ring to begin the first 3 minute round.  When the door locks to our cages were released, all heck broke loose!  You see, that’s when some idiot let loose a rogue alley cat in the stadium and need I say more?  I did eventually win the match, and was given the “Golden Bone” award for the 5th straight year.


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